Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
drinking a mocha latte,
but when that old spider sat down beside her
she took out her Mace and let spray!
The arachnid took flight to her great delight
having learned his lesson in spades,
Miss Muffet was tough not made of fluff
her skills in defense made the grade.
That comely young miss did indeed want a kiss
but not from some hairy old bug,
the romance she sought would be dearly bought
by a guy that she actually dug.
by Robert Quinn
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